I CAN MOONWALK!
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
