let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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