D3 body, D1 cock
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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