I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There r osticjed everywhere
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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