um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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