It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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