it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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