i always forget guys have bellybuttons
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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