Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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