did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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