So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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