omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's blow job season.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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