I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
no you cant smoke seaweed
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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