you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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