Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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