oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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