shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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