i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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