ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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