Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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