At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Did I show you my penis last night?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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