bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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