That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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