can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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