if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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