frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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