I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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