Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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