Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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