Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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