he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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