were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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