So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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