stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
we're making bets on your personal life
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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