Jerry, you need to find god
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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