You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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