forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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