the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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