You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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