I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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