Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I woke up under a house in Key West
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