He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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