Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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