Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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