The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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