Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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