East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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