remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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