GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
im on a boat
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