I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
