I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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