dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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