So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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