your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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