wake up i wanna do it froggy style
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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