Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
3pm strippers are depressing
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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